A true Florida man boating story.
This guy's mug shot could make him the Florida man poster boy.
Photo and news report at link.
To: chickenlips
Florida Man.
Can’t RdS fix that?
2 posted on
05/14/2024 6:02:17 PM PDT by
Paladin2
To: chickenlips
Well, at least he didn’t cause the Beaverton Flood and a global warming panic.....
3 posted on
05/14/2024 6:08:21 PM PDT by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: chickenlips
Describing the scene, one eyewitness shared, “He approached my daughter and her boyfriend in his underwear with a boat bumper tied to his arm wearing an ankle monitor.” Oh yeah, I hate it when that happens. So annoying.
5 posted on
05/14/2024 6:13:47 PM PDT by
Allegra
(Toss a zeeper in the Dnieper)
To: chickenlips
In his drawers? Nancy’s hubby sure gets around...
To: chickenlips
He approached my daughter and her boyfriend in his underwear with a boat bumper tied to his arm wearing an ankle monitor. Well...uh...at least they know where he is...
To: chickenlips
Describing the scene, one eyewitness shared, “He approached my daughter and her boyfriend in his underwear with a boat bumper tied to his arm wearing an ankle monitor.”
Xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Dressed as a drag queen: no problem
8 posted on
05/14/2024 6:17:10 PM PDT by
thinden
(buckle up ....)
To: chickenlips
♪ ♪
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do … ♪ ♪ Florida Man Eternal.
Although functionally, I'm not sure what is the fine distinction between underwear and swim trunks.
10 posted on
05/14/2024 6:26:01 PM PDT by
Governor Dinwiddie
(LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
To: chickenlips
THAT is a $100,000 boat? She got ripped off by whoever sold it to her.
12 posted on
05/14/2024 6:47:49 PM PDT by
FLT-bird
To: Red Badger; V_TWIN; rlmorel
Not really a Gator ping, but a NE Florida ping.
13 posted on
05/14/2024 7:14:01 PM PDT by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: chickenlips
What’s the point of an ankle monitor if he can still go out and steal a $100,000 boat?
To: chickenlips
To: chickenlips
This guy’s mug shot could make him the Florida man poster boy
Missing the “dumass” tattoo on his neck!
FYI, Vilano Beach is really a quiet little enclave just a bridge away from wonderful city of St Augustine.
19 posted on
05/14/2024 8:15:18 PM PDT by
drSteve78
( Older Je suis Deplorable. Even more so)
To: chickenlips
20 posted on
05/14/2024 8:17:03 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( Roses are red, Violets are blue, I love being on the government watch list, along with all of you.)
To: chickenlips
[in his underwear with a boat bumper tied to his arm wearing an ankle monitor.”]
24 posted on
05/15/2024 1:51:05 AM PDT by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: chickenlips
He was great in "Breaking Bad" - the 3 or 4 episodes that I actually saw (plus some YouTube bits)
25 posted on
05/15/2024 1:53:48 AM PDT by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: chickenlips
28 posted on
05/15/2024 4:52:50 AM PDT by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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