[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

ABC did an uneven article on this, including this malapropism: Kavanaugh raises question of 'risk' of 'vague' statues to go after a president

"Vague statues?" Would that thing go after a president?

[Songcraft]

This vague statue would certainly go after a president.   (It is a vague statue of Joe Biden airing out his leg hairs near the schoolyard.)