[DallasBiff]

I guess Bezos thinks these things say "moo/"

[Reno89519]

Serve them at the White House.

[Paladin2]

Eat zee bugz and be happy.

[gundog]

Save it? Didn’t he marry fake meat?

[dfwgator]

Eventually they’ll just replace meat with it and hope people don’t notice the difference.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

That is chicken food.

And ducks. Can't forget the ducks.

[BradyLS]

“You vill eat ze bugs, own nussink, verk from home, und ride ze bus. Und you vill LIKE it!”

[algore]

a lot of money for nothing, and a chick Bezos should have got for free.

[quantim]

“create new fake meats that ostensibly taste better,”

Sometimes there are just no words.

[Drew68]

Where's the market for this stuff?

Vegetarians and vegans are already conditions to eat diets void of any meat taste or meat texture.

Meat eaters want nothing to do with fake meat. They eat the real thing.

People who are health conscious aren't touching this stuff either. It's overprocessed frankenfood full of all kinds of weird flavoring and binding agents.

[waterhill]

Sometimes I feel like I am living in Green acres. With the hot wife and Arnold the pig.

[butlerweave]

Bezos will use real meat and call it fake meat ,LOL

[wildcard_redneck]

Jeff Bezos, I implore you to through more good money after bad for the cause of feeding the proles frankenmeat.

[joshua c]

hey

dung beetles

just sayin’

the perfect solution

its a twofer

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

With his dough, he can buy plenty of it, and he’s welcome to it for his own consumption.

[The Duke]

When I hear of a company even mentioning this as food, that company, and everything associated with them, gets crossed off my list. I’m sure they’ll try to sneak it in somewhere, but my spidey sense is pretty good about such things.

[catnipman]

“Fake Meat Is Failing. Could Jeff Bezos Save It?”

i don’t think jeff could eat enough of that stuff to save it ...

[Secret Agent Man]

Why aren’t the people pushing this, leading the way and eating this stuff for every meal they have?

Hmmm...

[Songcraft]

For extra zing for your taste buds/tongue and your belly, eat a bowl of live yellow jackets.


      

[exDemMom]

What are those things?

When I visited South Korea, I smelled something very funky in the market street. Then I saw someone with a big fryer full of things that looked somewhat like that. They were silkworm larvae. Apparently, during the Korean War, there wasn’t much food so people ate silkworm larvae. And they developed a taste for it, so silkworm larvae are still sold in South Korea.

[metmom]

Nope.

Let it fail.

Spectacularly.