The pizza cutter cost $20.00.
Far cheaper than a lawyer to defend you at a murder trial.
Posted on 10/12/2018 3:12:48 PM PDT by simpson96
Edited on 10/12/2018 4:13:50 PM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
A Florida woman charged with killing her husband told investigators she accidentally stabbed him after tripping on a rug.
The Orlando Sentinel reports Rachel Fidanian of Lakeland was charged this week with second-degree murder for the June 25 death of her 40-year-old husband, Bryant Fidanian.
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It’ll happen...
I HATE it when that happens!
Sure thing Rachel, whatever you say...
Yeah, that’s the ticket - it was the pizza’s fault.
Whenever that happens, I think, “I gotta get that rug fixed. “
The pizza cutter cost $20.00.
Far cheaper than a lawyer to defend you at a murder trial.
The game of Clue: Angry wife, in the Hall, with a greasy, bloody pizza knife.
She was spreading like peanut butter for someone.
#BelieveWomen
Dog not the only thing covered in feces in this story.
Set her free as we are ordered by the Progressive communist loving democrats to believe anything a woman says.
How many times did she trip?
ruhroh
She probably stabbed the last one.
That guy should be a gazillionaire, but no one listens to him!
“But ma’am - your dog is as clean as a whistle?”
“That’s because I gave him a bath. I couldn’t have the medics come with my dog all covered in feces.”
Time to toss out the rugs.
I would tend to believe this simply because it is so weird. People make up lies that they think others will believe.
Notice, she makes no claim the husband was threatening her. She didn’t delay calling the police. Was apparently distraught. She even admitted to doing it. If I were on a jury I’d believe her.
She made a good argument for buying both a pizza wheel and double-sided rug tape.
She may have also made a good argument for owning a cat instead of a dog.
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