Posted on 04/09/2024 3:58:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Well, in full-eclipse areas, the sun went black. But then it went back. So racism it is.
We can’t forget about nonbinary squirrels and transfats!
(They make good trebuchet ammo.)
My trebuchet, unfortunately, is in disrepair.
Haven’t used it since I had to shoot down all of Clinton’s black helicopters.
“”have eaten a lot of mushrooms””
I remember learning how to cross-country ski with some silly psilocybin eaters. I passed on their offer to share. Later, I ran across them staring at the snow on the tree. They just kept staring.
I prefer martinis, a little dirty, with two olives.
I sensed the evil hand of the NRA at work...
“We rolled a natural 20 and shot down the helicopter with a cow thrown from a trebuchet!”
(Stolen from the table top rpg one off called Amish Rake Fight circa early 2000’s)
Yes
https://misternizz.wordpress.com/2014/05/12/retro-the-great-amish-rake-fight-games-2002-2003/
I found it.
I found Amish Rake Fight...
We have to eat cicadas and crickets or the next eclipse will end life on earth as we know it.
Bwahahahaha
Can’t do laundry or wear clothes as wearing jeans one day is equal to driving 6.5 miles zOMG.
That’s like a meteor the size of a house that weighs as much as a house passing near Earth!
How will we prevent it?!
/ End media hyperventilate emulation.
Yes, both.
Racism caused Climate Change, which caused the Eclipse.
lol
I didn’t think I would find it again.
Neither. This one was specifically caused by homophobia.
Racist! Sheila Jackson Lee couldn’t figure out how to put her glasses on.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UhKNlqjw5IM
that’s a tough question, but since racism created climate change I have to say BOTH
Global warming is CAUSED by racism.
Both, and evil Trump Supporters, too!! 🤓
The Sun wore blackface for 4 minutes.
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